Another Meme ~

Taken from AdmiralMaggot @ deviantART -

Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested? 

- Sleep an hour less.

Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?

- Last laugh.

Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again? 

- Say everything on your mind.

Would you rather always lose or never play?

- Always lose.

Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?

- Earmuffs.

Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races? 

- Win pie-eating contests.

Would you rather be 3 feet tall or 8 feet tall? 

- 3' tall.

Would you rather be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter?

- 3' taller.

Would you rather be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?

- Astronaut.

Would you rather be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?

- A cat name fluffy. I'll be on your bed; no calls.

Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?

- A tiny rhino.

Would you rather be a tree or live in a tree? 

- Live in a tree.

Would you rather be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say? 

- Take back anything I say.

Would you rather be able to read everyone's mind all the time or always know their future? 

- Read everyone's mind all the time.

Would you rather be able to stop time or fly?

- Stop time.

Would you rather be an unknown minor league basketball player or a famous professional badminton star?

- Famous professional badminton star.

Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?

- Giraffe Neck.

Would you rather be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth? 

- Forced to tell your best friend a lie.

Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered? 

- Forgotten.

Would you rather be go about your normal day naked or fall asleep for a year?

- Fall asleep for a year.

Would you rather be gossiped about or never talked about at all?

- Gossiped...already happens to me anyways.

Would you rather be hairy all over or completely bald?

- Bald.

Would you rather be happy for 8hrs/day and poor or sad for 8hr/day and rich?

- Happy & poor.

Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds? 

- Invisible.

Would you rather be rich and ugly, or Poor and good looking?

- Rich & ugly.

Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?

- Stranded on an island alone. 

Would you rather be the most popular or the smartest person you know?

- Smartest person.

Would you rather be the sand castle or the wave? 

- Sand castle.

Would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?

- Eat a bar of soap.

Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?

- Three public telephones.

Would you rather eat a stick of butter or a gallon of ice cream? 

- Gallon of ice cream.

Would you rather eat a stick of margarine or five tablespoons of hot pepper sauce? 

- A stick of margarine.

Would you rather eat poison ivy or a handful of bumblebees?

- Poison Ivy.

Would you rather end hunger or hatred?

- Hatred.

Would you rather find true love or 10 million dollars?

- True love.

Would you rather forget who you were or who everyone else was?

- Everyone else.

Would you rather get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush?

- Singing in the mirror.

Would you rather get even or get over it? 

- Get over it.

Would you rather give bad advice or take bad advice?

- Take bad advice.

Would you rather give up your computer or your pet?

- Computer.

Would you rather go to an amusement park or to a family reunion?

- Amusement park.

Would you rather go without television or junk food for the rest of your life?

- Television.

Would you rather have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?

- Beautiful house & ugly car.

Would you rather have a kangaroo or koala as your pet? 

- Koala.

Would you rather have a missing finger or have an extra toe?

- Extra toe.

Would you rather have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years? 

- One wish granted today.

Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?

- Bionic hearing.

Would you rather invent a cure for cancer or a cure for AIDS? 

- Cure for cancer.

Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab? 

- Step on a crab.

Would you rather know it all or have it all? 

- Know it all.

Would you rather live without music or live without T.V.? 

- T.V.

Would you rather love and not be loved back, or be loved but never love?

- Love & not be loved back.

Would you rather make headlines for saving somebody's life or winning a nobel prize? 

- Make headlines for saving somebody's life.

Would you rather meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space?

- Travel to outer space.

Would you rather never use the internet again or never watch TV again? 

- T.V.

Would you rather not be able to use your phone or your e-mail? 

- E-mail.

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

- Whisper.

Would you rather own a ski lodge or a surf camp?

- Surf camp.

Would you rather publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?

- Publish my diary.

Would you rather spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?

- Internet.

Would you rather sweat moderately but constantly 24 hours a day all over your body or have a metal pin in your jaw that constantly picks up talk radio stations?

- Sweat moderately but constantly for 24hrs a day all over my body.

Would you rather die from falling off a cliff or by being threatened?

- Falling off a cliff.