Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Journal Meme: 4 of 19 - Something



Taken from lightningshinobi @ deviantART -- 

Comment if you want me to comment on your comment :3

If we were drunk I would...


[] Try to fight you
[] Hug you, uncontrollably cry and continuously say "I fuckin' love you man"
[] Vomit on you and pass out
[] We don't drink
[] Tell you my complex backstory 
[] Awkwardly flirt with you
[] Leave to try and get laid

To me you are...

[] Meh...
[] Sexy as hell
[] Pretty cool
[] Really cool
[] Not cool
[] Fucking awesome
[] Cute
[] Adorable
[] Creepy
[] Amazing
[] Interesting
[] That one weird guy

If we went on a date...

[] Nope.avi
[] Treat you with class
[] Take you to a disco
[] Get all "touchy feely"
[] Spend the entire date using shitty pick up lines
[] Attempt to cup a feel
[] Try to impress you and inevitably fail
[] Look at you, thinking, "I can't believe I got this far..." 

I would...

[] Date you
[] Hang out with you
[] Beat the shit out of you[] Show you these cool new shoes that I got for only $17.99
[] Sell cocaine to bail you out of jail
[] Take the fucking bullet for you
[] Bail you out of jail
[] Kill you 

If you looked out the window at midnight I would...

[] Hold a boom box out over my head
[] Be hiding the bushes
[] Passed out drunk in a pile of my own vomit
[] Be singing Hungry Like the Wolf
[] Try to explain to you why I am holding a gas can full of live bats
[] Throw random stuff at your window
[] Stay for a while staring

You should...

[] Repost this in your journal so I can comment
[] Talk to me
[] Notice me please.
[] Go kick some zombie ass.
[] Learn how to speak Spanish.
[] Get off of DeviantART, go out into the sun, and get laid
[] Hug me

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