Journal Meme 2 out of 3 - Another Awkward Meme

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What color socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = Loud
[ ] Green = Stupid
[ x ] None = Freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = Gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = Innocent
[ ] Purple = A Little Too Happy
[ ] Black = Emo
[ ] Stripes = Funny
[ ] Gray = Skanky
[ ] Pink = Preppy
[ ] Dark Blue = Sweaty
[ ] Other = Hot
[ ] White = Sexy

What Kind Of Pants Are You Wearing?
[ ]Shorts = Cutie
[ ]Skirt/Skort = Skank
[ ]Corduroy = Weirdo
[ ] Tight Jeans = Scene
[ ]Ripped Jeans = Emo
[ ]Cammo = Cage Fighter
[ x ]Jeans = Prep .
[ ]Pajamas = Pimp
[ ]Cargo = Clown
[ ]Sweats = Athlete
[ ]Boxers = Brat
[ ]Booty Shorts = Female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = Hoe
[ ]Dickies = Weirdo
[ ]Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
[ ]Other = Sex Addict

What Is Your Natural Hair Color?
[ ]Auburn = That Every One Wants To Make Out With
[ ]Blonde = With A Broken Heart, 
[ x ]Black = With A Sexy Smile
[ ]Dark Brown = With A Hot Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[ ]Red = That Likes To Have Fun
[ ]Brown = Who Loves To Be Different
[ ]Dirty Blonde= With A nice ass
[ ]Bald = With A Bad Dress Sense

Pick The Month You Were Born On:
[ ]1 = Who Ate
[ ]2 = Who Needed
[ ]3 = Who Killed
[ ]4 = Who Shot
[ ]5 = Who Killed
[ ]6 = Who Smoked With
[ ]7= Who Banged
[ ]8 = Who Ran Shirtless With
[ x ]9= Who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = Who Cuddled With
[ ]11 = Who Slept With
[ ]12 = Who Ran Naked With

Pick The Day You Were Born On:
[ ]01 = The Kool-Aid Man
[ ]02 = A Dog
[ ]03 = A Shoe
[ ]04 = A Toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man.
[ ]07 = Barny The Dinosaur
[ ]08 = A Prostitute
[ ] 09 = A Porn Star
[ ]10 = A Bag Of Weed
[ ]11 = My Lover
[ ]12 = A Glass Of Milk
[ ]13 = A Horse
[ ]14 = A Lesbian
[ ]15 = A Stripper
[ ]16 = A Pickle
[ ]17 = A Jew
[ ]18 = A Horse
[ ]19 = A Homo
[ x ]20 = My Mom
[ ]21 = A Homeless Guy
[ ]22 = A Jar Of Honey
[ ]23 = My Crush
[ ]24 = An Easter Egg
[ ]25 = A Whore
[ ]26 = A Condom
[ ]27 = A Bowl Of Cereal
[ ]28 = A French Fry
[ ]29 = Your Dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = Your Grandma

Pick The Color Of The Shirt You Are Wearing:
[ ]White = Because I Love Marijuana
[ ]Black = Because I'm Sexy As Hell (Hell yeah)
[ ]Pink = Because I'm A Hobo
[ ]Red = Because I'm A Pimp And Your Jealous 
[ ]Polka Dots = Because I Hate My Life
[ ]Purple = Because I'm Gay
[ x ]Gray = Because I got dared
[ ]Other =
[ ]Green = Because I Have Amazing Boobs
[ ]Orange = Because I Smoke Crack
[ ]Turquoise = Because I Have A Noodle In My Nose
[ ]Brown = Because I Had To
[ ]Shirtless = Because I've Got Abs

Let's see here ...

"Freaky Prep w/ a Sexy Smile, Who got stabbed horribly by My Mom because I got dared."

Say what?