Wow I should've known ~ no really, I should've ...

Something relatively similar that's isn't Hetalia related; taken from ArcanineGG at deviantART:

What Color Of Socks Are You Wearing?

[ ] Red = Loud

[ ] Green = Stupid

[ x ] None = Freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = Gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = Innocent

[ ] Purple = A Little Too Happy

[ ] Black = Emo

[ ] Stripes = Funny

[ ] Gray = Skanky

[ ] Pink = Preppy

[ ] Light Blue = Sweaty

[ ] Other = Hot

[ ] White = Sexy

What Kind Of Pants Are You Wearing?

[ ]Shorts = Cutie

[ ]Skirt/Skort = Skank

[ ]Corduroy = Weirdo

[ ]Tight Jeans = Scene

[ ]Ripped Jeans = Emo

[ ]Cammo = Cage Fighter

[ ]Jeans = Prep

[ x ]Pajamas = Pimp

[ ]Cargo = Clown

[ ]Sweats = Athlete

[ ]Boxers = Brat

[ ]Booty Shorts = Female

[ ]Capris = Gangster

[ ]Nothing = Hoe

[ ]Dickies = Weirdo

[ ]Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl

[ ]Other = Sex Addict

What Is Your Natural Hair Color?

[ ]Auburn = That Every One Wants To Make Out With

[ ]Blonde = With A Broken Heart

[ x ]Black = With A Sexy Smile

[ ]Dark Brown = With A Hot Boyfriend/Girlfriend

[ ]Red = That Likes To Have Fun

[ ]Brown = Who Loves To Be Different

[ ]Dirty Blonde= With A Nice Butt

[ ]Bald = With A Bad Dress Sense

Pick The Month You Were Born On:

[ ]1 = Who Ate

[ ]2 = Who Needed

[ ]3 = Who Killed

[ ]4 = Who Shot

[ ]5 = Who Killed

[ ]6 = Who Smoked With

[ ]7=  Who Banged

[ ]8 = Who Ran Shirtless With

[ x ]9= Who got stabbed horribly by

[ ]10 = Who Cuddled With

[ ]11 = Who Slept With

[ ]12 = Who Ran Naked With

Pick The Day You Were Born On:

[ ]01 = The Kool-Aid Man

[ ]02 = A Dog

[ ]03 = A Shoe

[ ]04 = A Toothbrush

[ ]05 = Santa Claus

[ ]06 = The Trojan man.

[ ]07 = Barny The Dinosaur

[ ]08 = A Prostitute

[ ] 09 = A Porn Star

[ ]10 = A Bag Of Weed

[ ]11 = My Lover

[ ]12 = A Glass Of Milk

[ ]13 = A Horse

[ ]14 = A Lesbian

[ ]15 = A Stripper

[ ]16 = A Pickle

[ ]17 = A Jew

[ ]18 = A Horse

[ ]19 = An Orange

[ x ]20 = My Mom

[ ]21 = A Homeless Guy

[ ]22 = A Jar Of Honey

[ ]23 = My Crush

[ ]24 = An Easter Egg

[ ]25 = A Whore

[ ]26 = A Condom

[ ]27 = A Bowl Of Cereal

[ ]28 = A French Fry

[ ]29 = Your Dealer

[ ]30 = Paris Hilton

[ ]31 = Your Grandma

Pick The Color Of The Shirt You Are Wearing:

[ ]White = Because I Love Marijuana

[ x ]Black = Because smexy Voldemort told me so

[ ]Pink = Because I'm A Hobo

[ ]Red = Because I'm A Pimp And You're Jealous

[ ]Polka Dots = Because I Hate My Life

[ ]Purple = Because I'm Gay

[ ]Gray = Because I got dared

[ ]Other = Because I Have Amazing Boobs

[ ]Green = Because Im Sexy As Hell

[ ]Orange = Because I Smoke Crack

[ ]Turquoise = Because I Have A Noodle In My Nose

[ ]Brown = Because I Had To

[ ]Shirtless = Because I've Got Abs

I'm a freaky pimp with a sexy smile; Who got stabbed horribly by my mom because smexy Voldemort told me so. 

Freaky pimp with a sexy smile? Hawt ~